This is what people in the business call a preemptive strike. Yes, I'm wearing this fucking shirt tonight to our Cover Model of the Year Party at Liquor Store. Yes I know it's a risky move. Yes, The First Lady has advised against it. Yes, I'm sure I'm going to get ripped a new asshole for it. Yes, I'll probably make my second appearance on Hot Chicks With Douchebags. But I don't give a fuck. I like the shirt. Actually no I love this shirt. And it's my fucking party so I'm wearing it. So for all you dickheads and haters out there who are going to rip me to shreds save it. I don't care. This shirt is awesome. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. The First Lady probably didn't want me wearing it because she's not going and she knows I can't help but get laid with this thing on. It's a flat out pussy magnet. But just because I'm curious to see how stupid the Stoolies are I'm going to let people vote on the awesomeness of this piece of art. So here goes...

Vote 1 for this shirt will probably get me blown in the bathroom by a cover model and 10 for this shirt is too awesome for Mr. Awesome himself.

PS - I haven't sent out any RSVP's yet. We'll have our computer there so if you RSVP's your all set. If you haven't just sent one to covermodelparty@barstoolsports.com